I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I could fuck to npr.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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