piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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