So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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