I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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