Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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