how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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