i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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