You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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