whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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