You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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