i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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