Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I smell like Dick and happiness
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
