so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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