doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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