i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
