She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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