Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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