This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
