So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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