OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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