wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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