I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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