she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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