just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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