So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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