She said her name was "party"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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