he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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