I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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