Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
