she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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