ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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