As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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