Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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