another moral hangover. fuck.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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