Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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