He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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