he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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