i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I need a burrito and a hug.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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