dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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