AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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