dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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