dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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