someone owes me an orgasm
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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