I don't think brook has ever known best
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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