is this the sara with the beer cane?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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