You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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