doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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