ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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