that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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