new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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